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[fried_rider]

i have an epic spy question that i use alot:
"i just came out of closet. im cookiesexual. are you cookies?"

[Cdawgrider133]

i have an epic spy question that i use alot:
"i just came out of closet. im cookiesexual. are you cookies?"

Are you serious?

[Isenki]

I just spent an hour asking people about OP and NOT A SINGLE BITE.

[Tacomonster]

Just went on and owned every horny dude. By telling them to go f*** themself.

[darkrider8]

Bump. derp

[Kazniti]

[Kazniti]

Question to discuss:
plot twist: john is his own daddy

You: He went back in time

Stranger: That's fucking retarded

You: and fucked his mum

You: he thought she was a cat

You: but turns out she was a goat

Stranger: Thats even dumber

You: so after he found out he only did oral

You: because he didn't want to do something disgusting

Stranger: Hahaha u think ur funny

You: Look, to be honest I think it was a very chivalrous move

Stranger: QUEER

You: I mean, I wouldn't have the strength to withdraw from the real deal.

You: How is it gay?

You: Mum is johns dad

You: poofter, you are a homophobic christian aren't you?

Stranger: Oh I'm calling u a QUEER

You: how's that closet homosexuality treating you?

You: I am John

You: thats how I t

You: thought of the story so quick

Stranger: No I just don't like douche bags

You: Queer

You: douche bags go in vagina's

You: therefore you love penis

You: I win

Stranger: Hahaha u still think ur funny

You: I don't think

You: I know

You: I'm fucking amazingly witty

You: modest too

Stranger: Ohhh they go in bloody vaginas dumbass

You: Plus I use correct grammar and punctuation (to an extent) which is just a rare, lovely thing on the internet

You: A real man loves his woman every day of the month

You: otherwise he is gay

Stranger: Lame ass

You: I love a bloody vagina

You: period ain't gonna stop me

Stranger: Ur a fucking lonely freak

You: I'm not lonely

You: didn't you listen before?

You: I f*** my mum

You: Yeah thats right, that means you are the pathetic one

Stranger: Wow ur fucking retarded

Stranger: Hey pull ur head out of ur ass fagget

You: Bit ironic that isn't it? I mean the statement itself requires an intellect of <60

You: You mean my mothers ass, straight guy

You: you are the ****** (note the correct use of spelling), I am the one destroying the pussy

You: you are the one raging at a cool as faceless guy over the internet who happens to slay the cunt

Stranger: Yeah I'm sure u f*** ur mom

You: Here's a tip: Eat my d***

You: Whoever wrote this question, I love you, thankyou for bringing me this joy

You: I'm going to talk to you now, this guy is retarded

You: Hey?

Stranger: Ur probably bout 14 trying to get girls over the Internet so go f*** urself

You: yeah I'm going good thanks, yourself?

You: Glad to hear it

Stranger: Ohhh I don't wanna suck ur uncircumcised d***

You: Yeah can't agree more haha, this poor folk is probably crying over his small penis while splattering 2ml of ejaculate over his keyboard in frustrated sexual aggression, I agree

You: Yeah I dunno, I think I prefer butts over boobs, I mean butts are closer to the vagina

Stranger: Who the f*** r u talking to

You: plus I prefer slaying from behind, which means I don't even see the tits

Stranger: Fucking freak

You: this is in the rare occasion where I don't use a paper bag of course

Stranger: Gay f***

You: Omg great idea! I never thought of putting the bag over MY head, that way I can't see her body either!

Stranger: Fucking nobody

You: Yeah, I'll ask him

Stranger: Dueces to all the faggets

http://upurs.us/view/37218

Spoiler:

Question to discuss:
What is love

You: Two monkeys fornicating over an image of jesus

Stranger: oh f*** you

You: haha

You: seriously though?

Stranger: I had "Don't Hut me" all set up

You: I feel like a serious discussion

Stranger: I can entertain that sentiment

Stranger: I have a masters degree in Math

Stranger: try me

You: I am an arrogant, 16 year old teen who think he is all knowing in all aspects of life

You: I accept that challenge

Stranger: Well you certainly are the typical omegle user

You: Yeah, I like to fit stereotypes, makes life easier

You: anyway, down to business, you first

Stranger: I'm 24 year old graduate student

Stranger: Did you know that there are constructs that exist in-between dimensions?

You: Elaborate

You: I am interested

Stranger: For instances, lets take the Sierpinski Sieve

Stranger: have you seen a Triforce?

You: Not familiar with this sorcery

Stranger: from like, zelda?

You: Nope

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: well maybe you should just google it

Stranger: anyways

You: Google? thats like 4 seconds of intense mouse movements and keyboard actoins

Stranger: lets say we have a line that is "1" long

You: *actions

You: I think I'll pass

You: go on

Stranger: lets forget about units for a second because in the true ideal of math units don't really matter

Stranger: only engineers care about that s***

Stranger: so its a line and it's "1" long

You: Human labels of perception mean little to the fundamental principles of the universe

Stranger: if we double the line, it will be "2" long

You: was that the right principle ?

You: yes

You: go on

Stranger: so if have a square with side "1", it occupies an area of "1" (1x1)

Stranger: if we double the length of a side, it will now take up an area of "4" (2x2)

You: You going to go into the ratio of s.a to a?

Stranger: I AM going somewhere with this

You: okay

You: go on

Stranger: now, a cube with side "1", again occupies a volume of "1" (1x1x1 = 1)

You: Are you talking about theoretical dimensions based on math? because I actually read about that once in new scientist

Stranger: if we double one of the component vector lengths, it will be volume "8" (2x2x2 = 8)

Stranger: sort of

Stranger: I'm going into "fractal dimension"

You: what do you mean by component vector lengths?

Stranger: a proof for dimensions in-between integer dimensions

Stranger: one of the lines that makes up a size of the cube

Stranger: side*

You: oh, yeah i get ya go on

Stranger: okay, so there' is this nice pattern you may have noticed

Stranger: if we double are starting line in 1-space, we end up with 2^1 = twice as much line

Stranger: if we double that line in 2-space, we end up with 2^2 = 4 as much square

Stranger: again, in 3-space, it would seem 2^3 = 8 as much cube

Stranger: note I'm forgoing some of the terminology here

Stranger: really the "space cardinality of the new object is 8 relative to its original projection in one space but whatever)

You: yeah, simplifying it for a simpleton like me, wise move

Stranger: anyways....

You: no sarcasm lol, literally what I meant

Stranger: it would seem, that doubling an object in N-space would give us 2^N as much object as we started with after the doubling

Stranger: right?

You: yeah

Stranger: okay, so the Sierpinski Sieve is an interesting construct

Stranger: if you haven't looked it up I suggest you do

Stranger: its a repeated pattern of triangles, getting successively finer towards it's boundary

You: yeah i saw

You: continue

Stranger: it just so happens, that when you double this object (we have measured by integration) you get 3 times as much stuff

Stranger: thats kind of ODD

Stranger: we need to find something that will satisfy 2^N = 3

Stranger: our friend the Logarithm

Stranger: log_2(3) = N

You: what does log mean again?

You: i've used it, but never understood it

Stranger: it means the inverse of exponentiation

You: exponentiation being the result or the number the base is being raised to?

Stranger: log_2(3) is the opposite of 2^3

Stranger: log _2(2^3) = 3

Stranger: it "undoes" exponentiation

You: Oh I get you now, go on

Stranger: so anyways

Stranger: that basically shows that this Sierpinski Sieve exists in this weird deminsion

You: I get what you are saying as you say it, but as a whole concept I don't fully understand

You: In other words I get the parts, not the sum of the parts

Stranger: it's actually the 1.584962500721156'th dimension

You: It's not quite clicked yet, I may be a lost cause

You: I sort of get it, but I know there is something i'm missing

Stranger: oh well, unfortunately they don't show you guys this stuff untill like, your last year of college

Stranger: it kind of blows, that part of math education

Stranger: I mean, how it's done at the highschool level

Stranger: the problem is most math education majors don't really give a s*** about math

Stranger: hint: your math teacher doesn't really like this stuff

You: I live in australia, our education system in (rural areas at least) sucks

Stranger: its the same anywhere

You: My math teacher is retarded

You: She teaches things so "round about" ishly

Stranger: there is all this really profound deep beauty in math that gets glossed over until you are in graduate school

Stranger: did you know that e^(i * pi) = -1

You: We haven't learnt irrational numbers or whatever the term is

Stranger: that is easily one of the most profound things ever - in the whole fucking universe - deeper than relativity or anything

Stranger: so "e" is a special number such that the derivative of e^x is e^x, (its the fixed-point for derivation)

Stranger: this is incredibly handy

You: woah

You: what does i represent then?

Stranger: i is the imaginary number (i^2 = -1)

You: so a square root that equals a negative?

Stranger: pi is the ratio of a circles circumference to it's diameter

Stranger: yea

You: woah

You: that is just.....

Stranger: and -1 is, if you look at it another way (zero minus unity)

Stranger: 0 - 1

Stranger: there are, in essence, the 5 most important numbers in math

Stranger: which come out to this simple equation

You: I just never though of pi as being something that can = a whole number so..... frugally.

Stranger: e an pi are also "transcendental" numbers

Stranger: the relationship is also known as "Euler's Identity"

Stranger: Euler did a lot of number theory stuff

[TheZengo]

since when is omegle advertising porn?

[Tacomonster]

A unicorn and a regular horse are standing in a pasture. The horse asks, "What's so different about us anyway?" The unicorn thinks a while and then replies "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm horny."