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Re: Deft

PostPosted by gfdgfd12 » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:34 pm

ZawgCR wrote:Was I unclear???
Go cut your hands off and throw yourself in a ditch, or I'll find your house, take a chainsaw and cut half of your spine off, shove your spine through your ass and take a firecracker, light it, and put it in the core of your spine, then I'll shoot your feet off and then attach them to your ears with staples, then I'll stick rusty nails in your forehead, and let 3r4nd0n toss you off a bridge into a sea of c4, which we will light and then take your ashes and stick them in a box and send them to Pluto.
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Re: Deft

PostPosted by 3r4nd0n » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:39 pm

ZawgCR wrote:Was I unclear???
Go cut your hands off and throw yourself in a ditch, or I'll find your house, take a chainsaw and cut half of your spine off, shove your spine through your ass and take a firecracker, light it, and put it in the core of your spine, then I'll shoot your feet off and then attach them to your ears with staples, then I'll stick rusty nails in your forehead, and let 3r4nd0n toss you off a bridge into a sea of c4, which we will light and then take your ashes and stick them in a box and send them to Pluto.
kthxbai.

Lighting C4 does not detonate it lol.
But he will burn in a fiery sea of C4. :P
_vili wrote:Yeah, good point. First look at 3r4nd0n, pffft.. then at Kyo, he's just awesome.
ohwait, it's the opposite way and I don't think "awesome" will be enough.

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Re: Deft

PostPosted by ZawgCR » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:43 pm

Oopsies. Mebbe I should think of a different way to kill him.
That's right, don't respond, GSH-Kyo!!! Run away with your tail in between your legs!
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Re: Deft

PostPosted by 3r4nd0n » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:44 pm

ZawgCR wrote:Oopsies. Mebbe I should think of a different way to kill him.
That's right, don't respond, GSH-Kyo!!! Run away with your tail in between your legs!

Assuming he survives the whole spine part. xD
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Re: Deft

PostPosted by ZawgCR » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:51 pm

Hmm. Maybe I could half-cut his head off, and then pour 100 gallons of salt in it.
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Re: Deft

PostPosted by 3r4nd0n » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:51 pm

ZawgCR wrote:Hmm. Maybe I could half-cut his head off, and then pour 100 gallons of salt in it.

Use his own teeth to cut off half of his head. :)
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Re: Deft

PostPosted by Tacomonster » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:19 pm

@Zawg Or we could just track him down using his IP address, go to his school, take a plastic knife and slowly cut off his face, take him and his bloody head and shove it in a garbage compressor, after which we could have a set of metal jaws slowly chew through his legs, then drop him in a tank with some sharks and then take his limbless, soulless body and dump it in a landfill. Then we can start the torture.
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Re: Deft and Dezt

PostPosted by zink » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:44 am

I made another track and posted it here because I didn't want to make another thread. It was supposed to be a collab with GSH, but all he did was destroy the track. So I dissed him and then started detailing it myself and by that time I had lost all of my inspiration.

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Re: Deft and Dezt

PostPosted by Failing you » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:05 am

3r4nd0n owns you GS
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