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Heres mine. Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Yo mama jokes
Posted by Panzer » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:45 pm
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Vapaa » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:50 pm
Yo mama is so fat, for passport-photos she uses Google-Earth.
@everyone with pma sigs: Stfu, it's becoming pathetic.
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by life+ » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:51 pm
she has her own gravitational pull
i dont deserve sig...
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Scion » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:03 pm
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale to weigh herself she said," Damn, thats my phone number! "
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Vapaa » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:20 pm
Yo mama is so fat, if she paints herself green and blue and jumps in the air, the NASA registers a second earth!
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Scion » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:21 pm
Haha 
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code!
Yo mama so fat, that when she sits on a rainbow, skittles come out!
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code!Yo mama so fat, that when she sits on a rainbow, skittles come out!
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Vapaa » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:27 pm
Yo mama is so dumb, she was fired from the job on the submarine because she slept with her windows open!
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Isenki » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:34 pm
Vapaamatkustajuuteen wrote:Yo mama is so dumb, she was fired from the job on the submarine because she slept with her windows open!
What sort of submarine has windows that open? WTF
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by LiL-DeViL » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:04 pm
Yo Mama So Poor, The milkman has To KO Her So She Can Pay Him With Her Compensation Money.
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Deansly » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:07 pm
Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped yo gramma
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Strobacaxi » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:13 pm
Deansly wrote:Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped yo gramma
I bet the doctor got sued
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by weldothewise8 » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:16 pm
strob is bak?
Last edited by Maxime on Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:58 am, edited 1 time in total.
^Deansly made this^
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^Deansly made this^
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by Strobacaxi » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:19 pm
weldothewise8 wrote:strob is bak?
Why are you still here?
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by weldothewise8 » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:37 pm
Strobacaxi wrote:As said by Odin333, this forum is a hopeless hole filled with spam.
I'm leaving the forums, and this isn't a Stig.
Good luck trying to fix the forums you've ruined.
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Re: Yo mama jokes
Posted by bloody eyes9 » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:14 am
Yo mommas like a shotgun, 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mommas so stupid she invented a wheelchair with peddles.
Yo mommas so stupid she invented a wheelchair with peddles.
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