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[Panzer]

Same goes for mine.

Wtf mum, get off my forums, this is where i pick up my gay pals that i bring home, you know the ones......

you forgot that
just being curtious

LOL

[TheFR2Artist]

Your mom's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus, she makes the bus do a wheelie!

Your mom's so fat, when she sits around the house, she actually sits AROUND the house!

[Peach Palm]

yo mammas so fat she can't even fit outside!
yo mammas so fat not even bill gates can pay for her liposuction
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
yo mammas so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
yo mammas so stupid she sold her car for gas money

[flama]

yo mammas so fat she doesnt need the internet cause she's already worldwide

[speedo]

Din mor er så feit hun er like fett som min sønn.

haha " yo mamma's so fat shes as fat as my son XDDDD"

[Mr.Melon]

yo mama so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the sofa

[Aries]

You moms so ugly they have to leave the lens cap on when her picture is taken, thats when they've fitted her in the whole screen, not to mention she was caught mooning just before her picture. The picture will probably be locked in a vault so she doesn't get another heart attack. You can use her as a vault door because shes so wide.

4-6 jokes rolled into one paragraph.

[i rock2]

yo mama's so short when she went outside on a rainy day she drowned in a puddle

[3r4nd0n]

yo mama's so short when she went outside on a rainy day she drowned in a puddle

[Strobacaxi]

Being short isn't exactly the worst thing you can be...

[Synth]

Being short isn't exactly the worst thing you can be...

Well only one thing can be the worst so does that mean we can all the jokes/comebacks because none of them are the worst (all the same).

[i rock2]

Being short isn't exactly the worst thing you can be...

I know. I'm pretty short, just that's the only one I know

[Cdawgrider133]

yo mama so nasty, even her crabs have herpes

[bloody eyes9]

Yo mammas so hairy you almost died of rug-burn when you were born.

[Aries]

Omd its mothers day, this is the worst possible thread.