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[weldothewise8]

Your mummas so fat that she makes free willy look like a tic tac
your mums so bar she was kicking a can down the road, so i asked her what she's doing, and she said she was moving
your mum is sooooo fat, that she has a gravitational orbit
your mums so fat, she has mini fat people orbiting her
your mums so fat, that when she goes out in a yellow raincoat, people start shouting TAXI!!
your mums so fat, she was sitting on the free way, so i tried to swerve round her, but ran out of gas
your mums soooo fat, that when i was watching titanic, she walked infront of the tv screen and i missed the whole movie

[Stallord]

Yo mamas so stupid, she got an F on her pregnancy test.

[ThatWouldBeMe]

Your mummas so fat that she makes free willy look like a tic tac
your mums so bar she was kicking a can down the road, so i asked her what she's doing, and she said she was moving
your mum is sooooo fat, that she has a gravitational orbit
your mums so fat, she has mini fat people orbiting her
your mums so fat, that when she goes out in a yellow raincoat, people start shouting TAXI!!
your mums so fat, she was sitting on the free way, so i tried to swerve round her, but ran out of gas
your mums soooo fat, that when i was watching titanic, she walked infront of the tv screen and i missed the whole movie

not very original weldo...i've heard nearly all of these...

but nice try...

Yo mamas so stupid, she got an F on her pregnancy test.

Hehe, lul.

[GreenRanger]

ur moms so fat...... that... well shes just fat!

[Stallord]

Yo mamas so stupid, she got an F on her pregnancy test.

Hehe, lul.

I actually made that one up on the bus.

[GreenRanger]

rofl thats funny. Ur mom so black she she can sell her own shade

[RHINO]

rofl thats funny. Ur mom so black she she can sell her own shade

That is just racist. Go bring your racism elsewhere.

[ThatWouldBeMe]

Imma white, black supremacist. is that a problem, RH!NO?

JK,

Yo momma so dumb she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

[MASTER plans]

Imma white, black supremacist. is that a problem, RH!NO?

JK,

Yo momma so dumb she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

lol

[Ollari98]

Yo friend Ollari is so dumb, That he doesnt know what Yo mama jokes mean.....

Spoiler:

Yo plz dont cry 'bout that i would be ur friend.

[tracks on crack]

yo moma so fat when she steps on a scale it says to b continued

[Stig's Mom]

Din mor er så feit hun er like fett som min sønn.

[Adams tracks]

Yo mamma is so stuiped she got fired from the m&m vactory for throwing away all the w's
yo momma is so fat when she went to burger king she became the whopper

[ToxicMahem]

Same goes for mine.

Wtf...

[weldothewise8]

Same goes for mine.

Wtf mum, get off my forums, this is where i pick up my gay pals that i bring home, you know the ones......

you forgot that
just being curtious